paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

Thursday, Aug 28   ( 476491, )

gossipinq:

GOOGLE MAPS JUST WENT DOWN THE STREET AND MY SISTER WAS GARDENING OUTSIDE 

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Thursday, Aug 28   ( 389, )
It only costs $0.00 to keep it real
Thursday, Aug 28   ( 104396, )

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

Thursday, Aug 28   ( 262922, )

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

Thursday, Aug 28   ( 623424, )

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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Thursday, Aug 28   ( 94891, )

momsdildo:

when you see a picture of really good food on the internet

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Thursday, Aug 28   ( 26302, )
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senseiscional:


sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

I really needed this thank you

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

Thursday, Aug 28   ( 19662, )

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Thursday, Aug 28   ( 334357, )
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