clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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Monday, Sep 01   ( 402741, )

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

Monday, Sep 01   ( 171031, )
J
thedarkkonoha:

too risky
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pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.
The best revenge is not giving a shit.
(via hazelhirao)
Monday, Sep 01   ( 17505, )

svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

Monday, Sep 01   ( 106997, )

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

Monday, Sep 01   ( 607296, )

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

Monday, Sep 01   ( 296054, )
SEND ME A NUMBER
Monday, Sep 01   ( 18871, )
The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

Monday, Sep 01   ( 347938, )
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