outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 56403, )
Wario, I'm also thinking of dumping my kinda-racist white boyfriend. What can I say to him when I ditch him that will truly devastate him?
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social-justice-wario:

Show him this picture

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And when he says "Whats this?" respond “it’s a single cracker, just like you”.

Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 53942, )

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 5287, )
Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 15959, )

distraction:

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

I still never figured out how people can get the shows the day after it comes out

Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 611435, )

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 246825, )

doolmebythewaters:

before you unfollow me i challenge you to a duel

Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 98678, )

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 221401, )

vehxt:

Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face

Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 46571, )

libbykeppen:

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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Wednesday, Jul 23   ( 389665, )
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